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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.和王嫂开玩笑,说道:“嫂子,你是这么看上我宋哥的?又矮又难看的,”王嫂:“他呀,年轻时候是开手扶拖拉机的,”我说:“开手扶拖拉机怎么了,那时候很赚钱吗?”王嫂笑了笑穿上衣服做饭去了,留下了我陷入沉思...
2.相传,有个老巫婆叫高素。  她有三个女儿,可蹈,可薇,可姬。  这三个女儿和一个叫韩树的青年纠缠不清。  老巫婆总叫人证明三个女儿和韩树有关系!
3.经过《喜羊羊与灰太狼》全集统计,灰太狼一共被红太狼的平底锅砸过9544次,被喜羊羊捉弄过2347次,被食人鱼追过769次,被电过1755次,捉羊想过2788个办法,奔波过19658次,足迹能绕地球954圈,至今一只羊也没吃到,他并没有放弃,  想想灰太狼,我们现在的一点苦又算什么呢?

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