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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、一对夫妻结婚多年,突然有一天,妻子问丈夫:“你究竟是喜欢我的美丽还是喜欢我的可爱。”丈夫答道:“我就喜欢你的幽默。”
2、我对象很好,象对我也很好,而且我对马、兔子、狗都很好。
3、一哥们姓王,大家都调侃的叫他“隔壁老王”,有天他终于给他说急了,他强忍住后淡定的和我们说:以后你们就叫我老王吧!后来...我们就叫他“老王..老王八”

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