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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.刚才在等车的时候听到前面一个七八岁的孩子对他妈背了这样一首诗:锄禾日当午,老爸真辛苦。上午打麻将,下午斗地主。乖乖,这孩子有潜力啊。
2.今天早晨,一个同学睡眠惺忪地去上课,到教室门口感觉围巾要掉了,遂一手接住,潇洒地往后一甩,怎么是条秋裤?敢情这一路都是围着这条秋裤走来的?
3.2011年高考零分作文,山东:《行走》 。“大哥,玩玩呗?” “多少钱?” “200″ “便宜点呗?” “150包夜,老规矩么!” “行,走!”

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